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Top 10 things heterosexuals need to know about gay people:
10 - We didn't invent disco music so stop blaming us.
09 - We're not sure about Ricky Martin either.
08 - We also didn't invent the color black, but we are in complete agreement that you look better in it.
07 - We are secretly glad Anne Heche is back on your team. She scares us.
06 - Our so-called "gaydar" does not get us more cable stations or better reception.
05 - We think your mini-vans are sooooo cute!
04 - David Crosby was not Melissa Etheridge's only choice.
03 - If he's using two or more hair products at any one time -- yes, he is.
02 - If she's won Wimbledon sixteen times, she is too.
...and,
the number one thing that heterosexuals need to know about gay people is...
01 - Relax, we don't want you!
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