| A Valentine Funny |
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| Written by Anonymous | |||
| Saturday, 14 February 2009 04:07 | |||
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As Valentines day was approaching, Jasmine decided to buy a special gift for her new girlfriend, Ruth. The couple had not been dating for very long, and so Jasmine wanted to make sure the gift was just right. Ruth was always complaining about having cold hands, and so Jasmine - after careful consideration - decided a good gift would be a nice pair of gloves. Jasmine took her sister with herto buy the gift - she wanted another opinion. They found a nice pair of gloves at the store, and Jasmine''s sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time. Unfortunately, the sales clerk got the two items mixed up. Jasmine mailed her Valentine''s Day gift to Ruth, accompanied by the following note: These are a lovely color. The lady at the store where I bought them showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks, and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely. Just think how many times I''ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you''ll wear them Friday night for me.
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